i need my browser tabs arranged in a very specific way or i get uncomfortable
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Don’t expect a “bless you” after your 5th sneeze. Get that shit under control.
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mom:
did you get home safe?
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me:
no i died a few times
(Source: y0gurt)
(Source: thinkmebonkers)
Dafuq was that?
(Source: meowingtontcat)
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my mom:
you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
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me:
yes but today is not that day
HAHAHAHA
Nice save
